var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-10611810-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} I’m brian. 21. UCD. Random rebloggerTumblr (3.0; @bee-barragan)http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d00104793e10157b1bddec051816eaef/tumblr_mn5uhx9oHn1rfpniso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://yanibanana-ana.tumblr.com/post/51002033209/lmao" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">yanibanana-ana</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Lmao!!😁😁😁😁</p></blockquote>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51055486404http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51055486404Tue, 21 May 2013 23:54:28 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ae516942dd1468f335ab63cc86b213f9/tumblr_mn5whyrrMS1rmgguio1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22f3e522e1001789fed5232c5522f50a/tumblr_mn5whyrrMS1rmgguio2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ae675159fa90e79cf14f4517c5fc5f1/tumblr_mn5whyrrMS1rmgguio3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e40a0b4d28a3012f487855209f75cded/tumblr_mn5whyrrMS1rmgguio4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/19b9583a4070e6782dd90820f3a053f9/tumblr_mn5whyrrMS1rmgguio5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/109dd1c63b982c2b011352df5fd00521/tumblr_mn5whyrrMS1rmgguio6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://ravenblackfyre.tumblr.com/post/51004705429/martin-able-batman-and-villains-art" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ravenblackfyre</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Martin Able Batman and Villains Art</p> <p><a href="http://www.abelpinups.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.abelpinups.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.abelpinups.com/" target="_blank">http://www.abelpinups.com/</a></a></p></blockquote>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51055462114http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51055462114Tue, 21 May 2013 23:53:45 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://honksy.tumblr.com/post/50899079663/on-my-deathbed-nurse-do-you-have-any-last" target="_blank">honksy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*on my deathbed*</p> <p><strong>nurse:</strong> do you have any last words</p> <p><strong>me:</strong> i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….</p> <p>*the light goes out of my eyes*</p> <p>*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*</p> <p>*the paper says one word only*</p> <p>“sike”</p> </blockquote>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51055046003http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51055046003Tue, 21 May 2013 23:42:26 -0700<p><a href="http://africans.tumblr.com/post/10489414400" target="_blank">africans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded</p> </blockquote>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51055033817http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51055033817Tue, 21 May 2013 23:42:07 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ghosteh13.tumblr.com/post/50854380517/voice-of-tartarus-demeaniac-what-if-with-our" target="_blank">ghosteh13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://voice-of-tartarus.tumblr.com/post/50854301665/demeaniac-what-if-with-our-first-clot-of-air" target="_blank">voice-of-tartarus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://demeaniac.tumblr.com/post/50853549214/what-if-with-our-first-clot-of-air-when-we-are" target="_blank">demeaniac</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?</p> </blockquote> <p>Woah woah wait </p> <p>you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”</p> <p>that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my <em>god</em></p> </blockquote>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51055027586http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51055027586Tue, 21 May 2013 23:41:56 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3321b89e96d184e28a1fce80426f5a82/tumblr_mm1ogzLSXR1qhhmu1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51055013293http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51055013293Tue, 21 May 2013 23:41:33 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/68bd82c904ffd43d257c0b3c7d87974f/tumblr_mlw0z5VP7y1r55o15o5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8906be1e7cbed1c30c54901968198bc9/tumblr_mlw0z5VP7y1r55o15o3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3a2f023a8a689d3a9d66ab5bd9f272d/tumblr_mlw0z5VP7y1r55o15o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e2286ab86f3c3bedac147d89c9ec4ba/tumblr_mlw0z5VP7y1r55o15o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/57846e0be2fde80e22aa5c66a216ab21/tumblr_mlw0z5VP7y1r55o15o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51054966834http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51054966834Tue, 21 May 2013 23:40:24 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzifjhU2uv1qituqxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://verbum-sat-sapienti.tumblr.com/post/32428598233/gunmetalskies-tigressanna-upper-stories" target="_blank">verbum-sat-sapienti</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gunmetalskies.tumblr.com/post/32428321338/tigressanna-upper-stories" target="_blank">gunmetalskies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tigressanna.tumblr.com/post/27465763971/upper-stories-assortedstufffuckyeah" target="_blank">tigressanna</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://upper-stories.tumblr.com/post/27339313666/assortedstufffuckyeah-bobdobalina-some-men" target="_blank">upper-stories</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assortedstufffuckyeah.tumblr.com/post/27278371871/bobdobalina-some-men-just-want-to-watch-the" target="_blank">assortedstufffuckyeah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bobdobalina.tumblr.com/post/17838935010/some-men-just-want-to-watch-the-world-learn" target="_blank">bobdobalina</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Some men just want to watch the world learn.</p> </blockquote> <p>They’re like the Avengers of learning. </p> </blockquote> <p><em>“I have an army.”</em></p> <p><em>“We have Bob Ross.”</em></p> </blockquote> <p><em>“That’s my secret, Mr. Rogers. There’s always a little bush.”</em></p> </blockquote> <p>“His first name is ‘Mister’”</p> </blockquote> <p>“I’ve got <em>science</em> in my ledger” </p> </blockquote>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51054884540http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51054884540Tue, 21 May 2013 23:38:15 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8a4d61d068d32cb78cb7ed8eb0ecc22/tumblr_mn2dxu6nzC1rdab4ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theinturnetexplorer.tumblr.com/post/50889001817/so-my-mom-and-i-have-been-working-the-same" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">theinturnetexplorer</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p>So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.</p> <p>This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.</p> </blockquote> <p>…humanity.</p></blockquote>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51054797361http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51054797361Tue, 21 May 2013 23:35:56 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89a67b48c7571ad2f7fd6289617f5eb3/tumblr_mmih5yfS1S1qiuuwuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51054750437http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51054750437Tue, 21 May 2013 23:34:43 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c47383ffab31a801c4c129a2d46fc15/tumblr_mmwm42ILcl1rd6osmo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/17bb8b801e28e86d660ab12a245933a5/tumblr_mmwm42ILcl1rd6osmo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee6bdc8106157c7ff618dc81588b0700/tumblr_mmwm42ILcl1rd6osmo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maycontainninjas.tumblr.com/post/50726663768/jenniwrenninorlando-went-to-visit-my-friends" target="_blank">maycontainninjas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jenniwrenninorlando.tumblr.com/post/50590019793/went-to-visit-my-friends-apartment-in-patterson" target="_blank">jenniwrenninorlando</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Went to visit my friend’s apartment in Patterson and LOOK WHAT I FOUND!</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god</p> </blockquote>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51054737778http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51054737778Tue, 21 May 2013 23:34:23 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90b4a440af6a5fb5470b97c02792b124/tumblr_mn0px59uFr1qe5ugfo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/65333c0a0ce6994f7347af47be6fbbdb/tumblr_mn0px59uFr1qe5ugfo10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b84dda82014387d0cca35d947c3178a/tumblr_mn0px59uFr1qe5ugfo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8b5eb410524965c78abee5658b14422/tumblr_mn0px59uFr1qe5ugfo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7e78190f71b521930a41858210c6d1d/tumblr_mn0px59uFr1qe5ugfo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ded25b9acc1fb8979141848b650c14b0/tumblr_mn0px59uFr1qe5ugfo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6bf4e9f478d82760fbff1a9833309ca5/tumblr_mn0px59uFr1qe5ugfo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db5c3bf85324b192ee32c2b74c54d393/tumblr_mn0px59uFr1qe5ugfo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2622938a0e81d45f788685bdddee84f3/tumblr_mn0px59uFr1qe5ugfo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56ac0c3b55dce76fc4c62cd725d8cc93/tumblr_mn0px59uFr1qe5ugfo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beeishappy.tumblr.com/post/50768362879/stephen-colbert-salutes-uvas-class-of-2013" target="_blank">beeishappy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kNkxQKGex28" target="_blank">Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013</a> | Speaking from one generation to another.<br/></small></p> </blockquote>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51054687565http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51054687565Tue, 21 May 2013 23:33:05 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/546b8c2f74b7f37b7776d5c164f2e1ce/tumblr_mn150mjT4b1r9mp5uo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed6c74478ddff949322202f2fa581d64/tumblr_mn150mjT4b1r9mp5uo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a9a7e53e02eae4ece517e674227963f5/tumblr_mn150mjT4b1r9mp5uo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf289233c4f2af47a806ef2bf7fbadbb/tumblr_mn150mjT4b1r9mp5uo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://librarian-byday.tumblr.com/post/50790261422/i-swear-i-will-do-this-every-single-time-one-of" target="_blank">librarian-byday</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.</p> </blockquote>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51044262081http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51044262081Tue, 21 May 2013 20:24:07 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63476ee544be52c6539080156f7eb5df/tumblr_mn3u58Coi21qh59n0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1c30ccafc9f898011b53314ed95b5a3/tumblr_mn3u58Coi21qh59n0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a276a19a0d55f9b061010e52ddb7a1d/tumblr_mn3u58Coi21qh59n0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d136a292bbeab22f856852d84fd90a0/tumblr_mn3u58Coi21qh59n0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51043787690http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51043787690Tue, 21 May 2013 20:17:47 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ed88cbb863dd8d6a4848c3e25b9883b/tumblr_mn2mdmTb7n1qgim6eo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/50933314519/serious-business-of-the-day-yahoo-buys-tumblr-for" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2 class="pull-left title editable" data-edit-key="Title"><strong><span>Serious Business of the Day: Yahoo Buys Tumblr for $1.1 Billion</span></strong></h2> <p><span>The </span><a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/yahoo-buys-tumblr" target="blank">Internet reacts</a><span> to Yahoo’s acquisition of the social microblogging site for $1.1 billion. Image line art courtesy of Tumblr user </span><a href="http://milkydayy.tumblr.com/image/50903016983" target="_blank">Milkydayy</a>, colored work by <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://endcomic.tumblr.com/post/50865866614/oskar-let-me-colour-this-so-i-did-this-instead-of" target="_blank">Endcomic</a>.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://endcomic.tumblr.com/post/50865866614/oskar-let-me-colour-this-so-i-did-this-instead-of" target="_blank">endcomic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://milkydayy.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Oskar</a> let me colour this, so I did this instead of working. Time to pull an all-nighter! D:</p> </blockquote></blockquote>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51043599763http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51043599763Tue, 21 May 2013 20:15:17 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ebec600a36bf23138bad62c8af9ec267/tumblr_mn3x7xjDSK1qh59n0o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d912cc22856038ecc4062e81205fd3d6/tumblr_mn3x7xjDSK1qh59n0o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44f2e69093f904d5b350f0f933152c6b/tumblr_mn3x7xjDSK1qh59n0o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51043534609http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51043534609Tue, 21 May 2013 20:14:26 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0b4b8dSLy1r4kurfo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://constantneverland.tumblr.com/post/50936828909/accurate" target="_blank">constantneverland</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>accurate.</p> </blockquote>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51043419556http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51043419556Tue, 21 May 2013 20:12:55 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doctorheavenharkness.tumblr.com/post/50498672944/n0kil7ing-sevenseasaurus-science-experiment" target="_blank">doctorheavenharkness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lol.tumblr.com" target="_blank">n0kil7ing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sevenseasaurus.tumblr.com/post/50447986420/science-experiment-who-is-easiest-to-summon" target="_blank">sevenseasaurus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?</p> <p>Egberts?</p> <p>Pizza?</p> <p>John Green?</p> <p>A vegan?</p> <p>The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.</p> </blockquote> <p>fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. </p> </blockquote> <p>and the vegan wins</p> </blockquote>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51043320415http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51043320415Tue, 21 May 2013 20:11:37 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jt257mc21rbuuzlo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jt257mc21rbuuzlo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jt257mc21rbuuzlo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jt257mc21rbuuzlo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jt257mc21rbuuzlo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jt257mc21rbuuzlo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jt257mc21rbuuzlo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jt257mc21rbuuzlo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div><small><em>pretty much my favourite commercial ever ft. strong ladies taking nobody’s bullshit (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1ighxU1vYw" target="_blank">x</a>)</em></small></div> </blockquote> <p></p>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51043280902http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51043280902Tue, 21 May 2013 20:11:06 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcvxm8LPAk1r83kopo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcvxm8LPAk1r83kopo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcvxm8LPAk1r83kopo3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluestalking-fox.tumblr.com/post/50413901706/mutants-are-a-metaphor" target="_blank">bluestalking-fox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>#mutants are a metaphor</p> </blockquote>http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51043181542http://bee-barragan.tumblr.com/post/51043181542Tue, 21 May 2013 20:09:49 -0700